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Penname: thebatterwitch [Contact] Real name: Sami
Member Since: June 16, 2012
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Your name is SAMI.

You are SOME years old. You are currently taking your NEWTS somewhere in Scotland, something that you have to admit you're getting kind of bored of, and it's kind of starting to stress you out. You also feel the need to add that you are a quarter Irish Scot.

Your current obsession is GLEE, the pairing KLAINE in particular, as is obvious by how much gif you reblog. So, naturally, you are a huge fan of CHRIS COLFER and DARREN CRISS, despite the fact that they are LIFE RUINERS.You are also extremely fond of HARRY POTTER, TEAM STARKID, TORCHWOOD , DOCTOR WHO , and ANY AND ALL CATS. You are tentatively taking a few steps into the HOMESTUCK fandom as well, and you have to admit, that it's PRETTY DAMN AWESOME so far.

You will ship PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING, but your OTP will forever and always be KLAINE. In fact, the only ship you don't ship at all apart from the incest ones is KURTOFSKY. This shit makes you feel sick, though, you can see them as friends.

You are a LIBRA, making your patron troll TEREZI PYROPE. Your chumHandle is beautifullyTragic, and you type however your mood dictates, though usually with pretty good spelling and grammar, although you are a little alzy when it comes to fixing typos at times, You also type with a D4SH OF H3R QU1RK

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Kurt breaks up with Blaine because of his duties of Nightbird. In his heartbroken state, Blaine becomes more absorbed in his role, while trying to make amends with Kurt who gives very short replies, until all replies stop together. Thinking that Kurt has moved on, everything for Blaine becomes about Nightbird until he gets a message that the Warblers have something of his..

Categories: Kurtbastian, Klaine, Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Crime, Drama, Multi-Chapter
Characters: Artie Abrams, Blaine Anderson, Brittany S. Pierce, Hunter Clarington, Kurt Hummel, Sam Evans, Sebastian Smythe, Sugar Motta, Tina Cohen-Chang
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12879 Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2012 Updated: January 07, 2016

After Blaine breaks up with him after not being able to deal with a long distance relationship, Kurt falls into a depression, and stops talking to almost everyone. After running into Kurt at a bar, and notices how upset he is, Sebastian sets out to do everything he can to make Kurt feel better again.

Categories: Romance, Kurtbastian, Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, FutureFic, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8617 Read Count: 1953
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2012 Updated: April 07, 2014

Sebastian hated cats . They creeped the living hell out of Sebastian. Their eyes, their ears, their unpredictable personalities, how they'd stalk you, the arching of their backs. Sebastian just hated them. So, when his parents got him a cat to teach him "responsibility", Sebastian was less than happy. But when he first saw the cat, it was the last thing he expected.

This is a Kitty!Kurt fic. There is also warnings for abuse later on in the story [it wiill only be mentioned]

Categories: Romance, Kurtbastian, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mr. Smythe (Sebastian's Father), Mrs. Smythe (Sebastian's Mother), Sebastian Smythe
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2385 Read Count: 5516
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2013 Updated: April 04, 2013

It's Christmas, and Sebastian takes Kurt ice skating.

Categories: Romance, Kurtbastian, Cotton Candy Fluff, Established Relationship, Ficlet
Characters: Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1590 Read Count: 2438
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2012 Updated: December 25, 2012



Harry Potter!Au: From the moment they are Sorted, pretty much all Gryffindors and Slytherins grow to hate each other. Not even the more famous house members, like Blaine Anderson, are any exception to this. Though, after being paired with one of the Slytherins, Kurt Hummel, for a Potions project Blaine begins to question this, and wonders if all the house rivarly is actually worth it.


Categories: Kurtbastian, Klaine, Action/Adventure, AU, Character Death, Crossover, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, OMG CREYS, Romance, Tragedy
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Sebastian Smythe
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 45242 Read Count: 2156
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2012 Updated: July 17, 2012

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